Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Friday, August 15, 2008

Thursday, June 12, 2008

What Kind of Fish Are You?

Watch it, I'm armed!


I'm Jamie and
I'm a Swordfish.

Monday, April 14, 2008

I'm Learning More About Myself Every Day

8

Useful to know, in case I ever become a Kindergarten teacher and the kids get ornery.


41%

Also useful to know, in case Mike Huckabee ever gets elected president (proof that we're surrounded by zombies!).


93

Not bad... I was hoping to break 100 but typos kept screwing me up.


78% Geek

Oh, I'm definitely a geek.

36

Apparently I need to brush up on the Land's End Catalog a bit.

$4325.00
Um... is this good?

Friday, March 21, 2008

How Much of a Boozehound Are You?

Labels can be so nasty sometimes...


95%ALCOHOLIC

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Spider-Man if I'm a Good Guy, But...

Your results:
You are The Joker



































The Joker
46%
Venom
46%
Juggernaut
45%
Dark Phoenix
44%
Dr. Doom
43%
Riddler
40%
Apocalypse
40%
Lex Luthor
38%
Catwoman
37%
Kingpin
34%
Mr. Freeze
33%
Poison Ivy
32%
Magneto
31%
Mystique
21%
Green Goblin
9%
Two-Face
9%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.


Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Friday, March 07, 2008

McCain '08: Like Hope, But Different

This cracked me up... and scared the living bejeesus out of me. I do not want my children having to fight in a war that we're in because of Bush and McCain being too stubborn to realize when it's time to stop.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

I Kind of Figured This

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

























Spider-Man
75%
Superman
70%
Robin
65%
The Flash
65%
Hulk
60%
Iron Man
45%
Catwoman
45%
Supergirl
45%
Green Lantern
30%
Batman
30%
Wonder Woman
20%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Friday, February 22, 2008

Friday, November 09, 2007

Beauty, Eh?

Twellman Goal Brings Back Memories

I just watched the Taylor Twellman goal that put the Revolution into MLS Cup and let's just say it brought back some memories... of getting a free kick called against me!

First, watch the goal. It's fantastic. You may have to search around a bit on MLS's site for the video, depending on when you read this post, right now it's on the front page.

Now, my story. When I was playing rec ball, I was in a similar situation where I took a bike to keep a ball in bounds, and there was a player as close to me as both of those Fire players were to Twellman. I nailed the ball with the bike, got it to one of our players, and then had a penalty called against me for dangerous kick, as my foot came too close to the opposing player's head. Sigh...

Of course, MLS refs are too chicken shit to call that sort of thing on such a fantastic goal. Still, it was a great shot! Congrats Revs, on beating the hated Chicago Fire.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

My Inner European... Huh?

From Dale's blog.

I'm sort of surprised it's not Irish... I suppose Dutch is sort of happy medium between German and Irish, though. A little more laid back but similarly anal about certain things.

Plus... they love their bikes in Holland. And they play great soccer.



Your Inner European is Dutch!

Open minded and tolerant.
You're up for just about anything.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Monday, September 17, 2007

Ne'er Forget, Me Hearties...


Talk Like A Pirate Day is nearly upon us! Arrrr!!!

Here's Duncan talking like a pirate during breakfast on TLAPD last year. Cute guy.


Friday, September 14, 2007

Tax the Gas, Lose the Ass

A great post on the Sierra Club's Compass blog about how to push the results of the study regarding gas prices and waistlines. I had to share...

Monday, September 10, 2007

Amazon.com's Mental Leaps

Here's the text of one of those "if you liked this, you'll like..." messages I got today.

James Fellrath,

As someone who has purchased or rated books by Alexandre Dumas, you might like to know that Finance for Sport and Leisure Managers: An Introduction will be released on September 21, 2007. You can pre-order yours by following the link below.

Finance for Sport and Leisure Managers: An Introduction Finance for Sport and Leisure Managers: An Introduction
Robert Wilson
Price: $48.95

Release Date: September 21, 2007



Pre-order now!

Book Description

Sport and leisure managers need to understand the financial side of their industry in order to offer the most cost-effective facilities and to make sound business decisions. However, to the non-expert the language and practice of finance is often bewildering and perceived as complicated, difficult and impenetrable. This textbook guides the reader through the maze of financial terms and concepts, illustrating theory with examples drawn specifically from sport-based contexts to make this the most relevant, transparent and helpful handbook for students of leisure management available.

Written by experts in accounting and sport management, this book enables readers to work through the subject at their own pace, with case studies, ... Read more

Um...

Ah...

Er...

What exactly does my appreciation for The Count of Monte Cristo have to do with managing sports? I suppose there's some sword-fighting in it, which is sort of like fencing... which is a sport... no, even that's too much.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Daily Roundup: "Diet" Pop, Great Anti-Klan stuff, Miss Scarolina puts herself on the map

As I've been saying for a long time, diet pop doesn't do much for actual dieting. In fact, quite the reverse. See this article from WebMD. Drop the pop - drink water. Tap water will do just fine, too.


Possibly the greatest anti-Klan/Nazi/Ignorant bastard rally I've ever heard of.
Miss Teen Scarolina redeems herself in a big way. Sure, she looked silly here, but you have to give her props for learning from her gaffe. I consider myself knowledgeable about Geography, but I only got 6 out of 7 right on this quiz (which gave me the ranking of "Crown Cartographer!").

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Monday, June 04, 2007

In the Garden of Eden

I love the Simpsons...

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