Monday, August 29, 2005

New Orleans

The news on New Orleans and the hurricane they're going through RIGHT NOW is hitting me kind of hard, for several reasons. And they're sort of selfish reasons, for whatever it's worth. Don't get me wrong... I'm completely sympathetic to the poor people who live there and the fact that many of them are going to lose their homes, and frightened for the people who couldn't get out of the city. And the historian in me is aghast at all the amazing history of the region that could be lost.

But the selfish part of me is thinking "I never got to visit there." I have wanted to visit New Orleans for a VERY long time - as silly as it sounds, ever since the computer game Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Father came out, I have wanted to check out what seems to be the most amazing city in the United States. And having met some online friends who live there has made it even worse. I hope that Jack, Laura, Tom, Gabe, Ralph, Riley, Dallas, and Rich are all okay. I hope that I'll get to meet them soon and I especially hope that their losses are minimal.

And the history part of me is horrified that the city where my Fellrath ancestors entered the United States is under such heavy attack from the forces of nature. I had hoped to go there and see where my forebearers entered this country from Germany.

I hope I'm not being too fatalistic - New Orleans has been through horrible storms before and has always come out on top. And maybe I'm letting the panic-driven newscasters on TV get to me with their talk about how "this is the big storm that New Orleans has always feared." But for a city I've never been to except in books, movies, and a video game, I feel a sense of kinship with those folks down there. I'd hate to see a wonderful amazing city like New Orleans be damaged too heavily. I don't want anything to change before I'm able to visit.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Compliments Can Go A Long Way

I was walking down Crestview this morning on the way to the bus stop and stopped to talk to one of my neighbors. He asked me if I take the bus, since he sees me walking down there most mornings, and I said yes. And then he complimented me for it, out of no where. We had a brief discussion about how cars have ruined America, and then I went on my way.

But it was very nice to have someone simply compliment you for no reason. Makes your day. Helps if the day is as gorgeous as today is, naturally, but it's got me in a pretty good mood. And that's especially nice on a day when I was feeling a little negative when I got up.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Is "Hoops" Catching?

Got a press release about the recent Crew 1:0 Dallas win today, and in it, Crew PR Director Jeff Wuerth referred to Dallas as the "Hoops."

THEY'RE NOT HOOPS! They're stripes - they don't even go all the way around the jersey!

And there's only ONE HOOPS: CELTIC.

Christ, it's bad enough they changed their names to FC Dallas... now they've got easily-led PR directors calling them "The Hoops."

They're the Burn. They're never going to lose that name. Just deal with it, Dallas.

Rap Songs In the Commercials

Been watching this Target commercial recently where they're advertising their backpacks for the upcoming school year with a re-lyricized (is that a word) version of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Go Back," and it's striking me as totally surreal every time. This is even more pronounced than when I saw a car commercial using "How Soon Is Now" by the Smiths as its music.

Anyway, this got me thinking: How many OTHER sexually-motivated rap songs could be used by the various corporations to drag in more customers? Here starts the list!


  • Rally's: "Me So Hungry" by Two Live Crew (The obvious first choice)

  • Jell-O: "We Want Some Pudding" by Two Live Crew (anyone noticing a trend here?)

  • McDonald's: "Milkshake" by Kelis (you'd only have to change a few lyrics here...)


Your input is welcome, naturally. :)

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Appalachian Trail

Along with working today (and I actually got a lot done, despite what I'm about to tell you), I read the trail journal of a fellow kilt-wearer who did the Appalachian Trail kilted. All it did was make me want to do it myself even MORE. The trail, that is. Kilted or not, I want to try it... kilted would just be that much better.

I read the first part of Bill Bryson's A Walk In the Woods and that started me thinking about it. I haven't ever sat down and thought about how much it would cost, etc. I should. But I'd want to do it with Jenn and Duncan... how would I do that? I'll have to wait a number of years, probably - until Duncan's a bit older and we can re-finance the old mortgage and put some money away to take care of this plan. Until then we can hike around Ohio and into Michigan, hopefully. Do some real backpacking and such.

Well, if nothing else, it's a dream to hold on to. Maybe a retirement thing to plan for, if I'm ever able to actually retire given the economy and the ability of companies to get away with murder by mistreating their long-term employees.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Time Travel Questionnaire

My friend Dale Price showed this "time travel questionnaire" today on his blog, and being a person who enjoys a little look back at life on occasion, I decided to run with it.

The question: what were you doing 10 years ago, 5 years ago, 1 year ago, and yesterday?

Ten Years Ago: I was living in Lansing, Michigan, and I worked at Professional/Technical Development there, and my client was the Child Support Enforcement System. I was implementing their computer system all over the State of Michigan. I was extraordinarily happy to be out of my parents' house and working at a place that made pretty good money. I was moving up the ranks at work nicely and felt that computer implementation was a good fit for my skill set.

Five Years Ago: Living in Columbus and working at Information Control Corporation as a consultant, and I BELIEVE my client at the time was American Dairy Brands. Glad to be done with them - the less said about that the better. I had moved from up near Shrock Road to my new apartment near Easton Town Center and was enjoying the location thoroughly. Wasn't dating anyone at the time. I was on a rec soccer team with some good friends and life was pretty good.

One Year Ago: Oh, how things change: my wife Jennifer was pregnant with our first child and I was working at Ohio State University's Comprehensive Cancer Center full time. We'd moved from the apartment near Easton to our rental house in Clintonville, which we enjoyed a lot. Jenn was luckily past her awful morning sickness phase of her pregnancy and we were seriously in "getting ready for the baby" mode.

Yesterday: I was home with my son Duncan, who was running a fever and (as we found out later in the day) has an ear infection. I can't imagine anywhere I'd rather be than home with my family, either. I'm still at OSU, happily married, and life is great in our new house and fantastic life.

Dale - thanks for posting yours! This was a fun look back. It's amazing how to look at the massive changes one's life can take can put you in a different frame of mind.

Being a Fan

I was amongst the witnesses to a great deal of unpleasantness last night, and I'm going to give you my take on it.

Last night, the Dallas Burn beat Columbus 3-1 in overtime in the U.S. Open Cup. Both teams played a good game, it was entertaining, and the Crew seem to be continuing on their fine form of play for the most part. However...

The fans at the game (the COLUMBUS fans) need to learn what sportsmanship is, and what being a fan is. Now I've been a passionate fan of the Crew and many other teams before them, so I feel I'm not speaking out of turn when I talk about passionate fandom. I've actually broken furniture celebrating a Notre Dame national championship. I'm NOT a casual fan of either the Irish or the Crew - I love 'em both to death.

But I also know the difference between being a good sport and being a pathetic whining loser.

To explain: the score was 1-1 when Columbus and Dallas went into overtime to settle their game (as it's tournament play, there had to be a winner in this case). Danny Szetela and Frankie Hejduk were ejected for bad tackles at 101' and 103', respectively. I didn't think Szetela deserved a red for his tackle, though a friend of mine who I respect as a fan said that a former referee he watches the games with thought Szetela did deserve it. I won't go into detail. I will say that Szetela didn't seem to be arguing much as he left the field.

Hejduk most CERTAINLY deserved it. Bad tackle on the same guy that Szetela took down - studs up and all. Very dangerous, and I agree with my friend Keith who said that if he was the Crew coach, he'd bench Frankie for the next game for that stunt.

Anyway, when these things happen, it's just part of the game. You have to take it in stride, even if you don't agree with it. But the "fans" of Columbus decided not to do that - the whining of every single call the referee made for the rest of the match commenced immediately. This continued to the point where Kyle Martino got called for an obvious offside and the folks in front of me started whining about it. I blurted out "Oh, come on. If you don't think that's an offside then you need to go back and read the rulebook." That didn't get a lot of smiles, I'll tell you. It got a "shut up" from the moron who was doing the whining, that's for sure.

And after the game, most of the fans stuck around to berate the referee as he left the field. After he actually called a good game. And the absolutely stupidest thing I heard on the way out was (to paraphrase): "I'm not saying the red cards weren't valid, I'm just saying that sometimes those calls need to go our way."

Um... no. Not if the offense wasn't there. But the Crew fans in general (and generally NOT the folks I watch the games with, but most of the people around us) got so mind-numbingly blinded to the idea that the Crew might actually have been at fault on those calls that they couldn't see anything but that Dallas played a good game, took advantage of the situation that Szetela and Hejduk put us in, and won. To them the fault HAD to be with the refs at that point.

This is where sportsmanship takes over. Yes, it was an unfortunate loss. But if you've got such a hard-on for your team that rational thought leaves you when a game is going on, then you probably need not to go to any more games. You probably have larger issues than just soccer in your life. That's not being a fan, that's being an issue-laden moron who's put way too much importance into a useless form of entertainment like pro sports.

Yep, that's all it is, folks - entertainment.

And I know that today the Matchnight forums are lighting up with anti-ref banter and calling for the heads of the referees for U.S. Soccer, but I'm not adding to it by going over there and talking to those chuckleheads. To me, they're not fans. They're just as bad in their way as the hooligans who fight over soccer in Europe (or, to some extent, here). They just don't use knives and fists for it.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Lance's Friends Are Looking For A Few Good Women

Okay... this is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in a long time. Check out the link above.

I'll wait.

Go ahead.

Done? Did you watch the "Lance's reaction" video? (You can get to it from the FAQ)

I can't believe that his friends actually went to the trouble of doing something like this for this guy... I mean, he seems like a nice enough guy, but a BILLBOARD?

Good lord... well, good luck to Lance. I hope he finds... what his friends are looking for... or something.

Side note: few things are more disturbing than listening to a yuppie white guy try to pull off a Flavor Flav "Yeah Boy!" So don't try.

MLS All-Star Game



A lot of people think that major league all-star games are useless and a waste of time. And you know what? These folks are absolutely right. They don't mean anything in the standings and they're just a showcase for a bunch of showy goals, homers, touchdowns, etc.

But you know what?

WHO CARES!

I love the MLS All-Star game. It's a great opportunity for the communities of soccer fans and players to come together and just have a good time, celebrating what the game of soccer is all about! And that's all it's supposed to be.

Back when I was covering the Columbus Crew for the official team website, I did an article about the MLS All-Star game from the fan perspective. And in talking to fans from all over the country, from all walks of life, I came to the following conclusion: no matter where they were from, or how much they made, or what their cultural heritage/identity was, that soccer was the true universal language.

I met Hispanic-Americans from Colorado, Asian-Americans from California, African-Americans from Columbus, Europeans from Chicago, and the consensus is: THIS GAME ROCKS.

Sure, soccer has its problems around the world. Take the Old Firm rivalry in Glasgow - the religion-based fight going on between the Catholics and Protestants in Scotland is displayed every time Celtic and Rangers play. But to blame soccer for that is ridiculous. It's just the outlet that these two factions have chosen. And to be sure, any time a referee or a player is attacked because of heated emotions following a match, that's a crime. People take it way too seriously. But that's indicative of something else, usually - perhaps people are so downtrodden in their societies that soccer is all they have and they put their hearts and souls into it.

Those are just some theories on my part, I am no sociologist or anthropologist. But the fact remains that billions of people love this sport. And to create an opportunity for the fans of the sport to get to see their favorite stars in action on a day that is all about fun? Forget about it!

Thank you, Major League Soccer, for giving the fans of the greatest game on earth this fantastic chance to show their love of the sport of soccer.

And fans - if you can make it to the game, do so. You won't regret it. You'll have a great time.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Crew Rennaissance?

Game two of the Robert Warzycha era of Columbus Crew history has come and gone. And so far, the interim coach of the Crew is showing that he may just have the right stuff to become the next head man of America's Hardest Working Team.

I can't remember if I've said so here, but I was never a huge fan of the Robert Warzycha style of play. I recognize his excellent free kick ability and the danger he poses on dead-ball situations, but his tendency to go for the long-ball play has too often left me cold. I'm much more of a fan of teams that work the ball through the midfield and show good posession, rather than teams who loft it into the penalty area and hope for the best.

But given our coaching situation over the past ten years, that's what we've seen, more often that not. The Crew has had defensive-minded coaches who relied on individual skill in the forwards to put balls in. When you have forwards like Brian McBride, Stern John, and Jeff Cunningham, who work hard and have good foot and air skills, this sometimes pays dividends. But when your forwards are lazy and look for the easy ball too often, as Edson Buddle has been known to do, then long-ball does not work.

However, in Warzycha, the Crew has gone with a whole new outlook - an offensive/midfield minded coach. And it's already paying dividends. Kyle Martino has looked excellent in the past two games, and the forwards are moving off the ball like we've never seen them in Crewville. Part of the reason for this may be the benching of Buddle, whose lack of hustle has done more to piss off the fans than anything else.

And movement off the ball may be one of the best indications of how coaching changes can bring about change on the field. In the past, we've seen lots of back-passing and floundering around in midfield as the midfielders make ill-advised runs, the forwards flop back and forth across the offside line as they try to make attacks that are unrewarded, and the defenders show confusion as to where they're supposed to pass other than to the guy next to them on the back line. Now, we're seeing Eric Vasquez and Simon Elliot making moves and Martino pushing around the field to make things happen. We're seeing good runs and overlaps and such from Chris Henderson and David Testo on the outside, and most importantly Knox Cameron and Cornell Glen moving around and forward to create openings for passes. It's fun to watch, and almost even more than a win as we saw last night, it's giving Crew fans hope that things have changed.

From the sounds of it, based on a Steve Sirk report from the previous game in Chicago (the Polish Rifle's first as interim head coach), Warzycha has turned up the pressure in practice to ensure that his players react as they are supposed to come gametime. Chris Henderson gave his impressions before Saturday's match:

Henderson has noticed a difference in practices under Warzycha. "When people make mistakes in practice...if you make a bad pass, you are going to hear about it. It's like 'You are a professional player. How could you make a pass like that? You are a better player than that pass.' In a way, it kind of reminds me of playing Germany. When I played there, it wasn't just coaches. If you did something wrong in practice, your own teammates would be screaming at you to get it right. There were a lot of expectations and it was very demanding. The intensity in practice has been very good the past few days. I know American players aren't necessarily used to that approach, but it has been going well and I think the guys are responding."


This is something that Crewville has needed for a long time. It seems that for too long, the former college coaches that we've had (Fitzgerald and Andrulis) haven't pushed hard enough to emphasize proper gamesmanship - they've pushed too hard to play HARD. Warzycha, as a former pro himself, has seen what a professional practice is supposed to be and is pushing the players as professionals - to play smarter. And that's what we've been missing here. Yes, the Crew is America's Hardest Working Team by moniker, but when hard work takes the place of smart work, you're going to fail. But the combination of hard and smart work that we saw on Saturday and particular last night are what is going to drive a team to better results. So far so good.

I'm not going to completely jump on the Bob bandwagon. This was only game #2 out of the 16 that were left at the beginning of Bob's tenure. There's a lot of season left to evaluate our new interim coach and the changes he's making. And with the crowded portion of the season we're entering right now, it's going to be hard for him to really put his stamp on the team. Hopefully during the All-Star break he'll have a chance to put his mark on things more - he reportedly (according to the Dispatch's Craig Merz) has some changes he wants to make but simply doesn't have time given the game schedule.

One change I'd particularly like to see is trying to adjust the game of forward Knox Cameron. Long-time fans of MLS will remember the power and strength of Tampa Bay forward Mamadou Diallo, who led MLS in scoring in 2000 and was nearly unstoppable due to his sheer size and strength. His injuring of a couple of players left him somewhat hated in the league, but few players would deny that he was a powerful force. I think that, with some training, Cameron could become just that sort of a player. He's big and strong, and has good speed. He just needs a little bit of aggressiveness. Cameron had a fairly good game last night, helping to set up the only goal of the match, but he could use his size to more effect and create more chances for the Crew with just a little bit of testosterone.

So far, though, I'm pleased with the Robert Warzycha era. Columbus Crew fans are a surly lot, but there was very little surliness last night as the Crew dominated the game and got the late goal instead of giving it up. It feels REALLY good to be excited about our team again, and I can't wait for Saturday to see how we do against our division rivals from Kansas City.

GO CREW!!

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

RIP James Doohan

I used to be a big Star Trek fan. No, not the new, touchy feely ones... I'm talking about the old ones, with Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Bones McCoy, Scotty, Chekhov, Sulu, Uhura, etc.

Well, one of the originals is no longer with us. James Doohan, who played Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott, passed away today. He was 85.

It's sad to think of someone who was so full of life being saddled with Alzheimer's Disease. My grandmother has it now, and it's a similar situation. But I hope that Doohan will always be remembered for the fiery personality he portrayed on the screen, and for his heroism off the screen. He was a Canadian war veteran (World War II) and fought and was wounded at D-Day.

Sláinte, James. You will be missed.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

My Kid, the Super-Hero


Just got a call from my wife, Jennifer, who was out shopping with Duncan, our son. Apparently she was in the baby section of Target and looks down to see Duncan chewing on something he grabbed off one of the racks. She pulls it away from him, thinking that "oh, now we're going to have to buy this" (my wife has morals and didn't just put it back). She looks at it - and it's a Superman shirt, in his size.

My son is a freaking GENIUS.

Leave the Hoops Name to the Team that Started It

Read an article on Matchnight.com today that referred to the Dallas MLS team as "The Hoops." And this caused me great consternation. Okay, it pissed me off.

First, notice I refuse to call the Dallas team by their "team name" - see my post on the Englishization of U.S. Soccer for that.

Second, there is only ONE team that can rightly be called the Hoops - and that is Celtic. No other team, especially one that sold out their original name for a goofy-ass English-type name, should be able to use it. And most especially one that doesn't even HAVE complete hoops on their uniforms!

No, I'm not bitter.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Tour de France and Patriotism

My latest sports addiction, which usually manifests itself into my Tivo-hogging attempts to catch every possible moment of the Olympics, is the Tour de France. And why not? Everyone loves Lance Armstrong (unless your jersey reads "T-Mobile" or "CSC") and he's putting the record for most Tour wins so far out of reach of the rest of the world that NO ONE may ever catch him. Plus, he's an American, winning in a French athletic event, and of course the French suck (please, read this with an entire salt lick).

But just as much as the fascinating nature of the Tour, and pro cycling in general, with its strategy, psychology, and sheer power and endurance; I love the pageantry of the Tour. International sports have a spirit and flair that domestic sports just can't beat, in my opinion. To me, being able to fly your national flag as a moment of pure patriotism in a sporting event is tops.

And to watch such a thing in a European event is even more interesting to me, as you see not only national flags, but also the regional flags of such "nationalities" as Brittany, the Basques, Flanders, etc. The fact that those people hold on to their regional identities is fascinating to me.

I think that has something to do with the "melting pot" attitude of Americans - "you may have been something else before, but you're an American now." I generally disagree with that attitude, I've discovered; I say hold on to where you came from and celebrate it. Don't deny your citizenship as based on modern boundaries, but don't forget your heritage either.

I think that's part of the reason I've adopted the kilt as normal wear - I love to recall my ancestry in the Scottish/Irish arena by wearing a garment that harkens back to my forefathers of the Celtic persuasion. I certainly identify with them more than some of my other heritage.

So as I watch the Tour, I've been picking out flags I don't identify (and thanks to my love of flags, that's not many) and looking them up online. I have found most of them - I'll keep looking and see exactly where these folks are from, and what land it is that they truly love.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Nails Star Wars Fans

Sweet mother of pancakes... this has to be one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen in my life.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes on a bunch of dorks out waiting for the last Star Wars movie to open. I'm not sure when it was filmed, but suffice to say he's really grabbed the ins and outs of the Star Wars fans.

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