My Kid, the Super-Hero

Just got a call from my wife, Jennifer, who was out shopping with Duncan, our son. Apparently she was in the baby section of Target and looks down to see Duncan chewing on something he grabbed off one of the racks. She pulls it away from him, thinking that "oh, now we're going to have to buy this" (my wife has morals and didn't just put it back). She looks at it - and it's a Superman shirt, in his size.

My son is a freaking GENIUS.