Joke of the Day
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
6 comments:
Um...okay.
Jamie:
Fr. is repeating the mantra of the administration regarding Harriet Miers.
Ah... okay, that makes sense. I mean, it DOESN'T make sense, but from the standpoint of this joke, it does. Or something. Sigh... General Tso's Chicken is putting me into a post-lunch coma.
Actually, it does--kinda--make sense. It's based on the same denial of certain painful realities.
General Tso's!
You b**s**d. That's my favorite. All I got was a turkey ham sandwich. Fine, but not the General.
By the way, I can't spell, either.
Let the envy/resentment wafting up from the comment function as a spell-check.
If there's one thing I've learned from my studies of military history it's this:
General Tso kicks ass. (Whoever he was, and for whatever reason he has a spicy chicken dish named after him).
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