Worse Than Muzak?

At lunch today, I was eating my General Tso's chicken and reading a magazine. And suddenly, my ears perked up as I heard a piano version of Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven." And then I remembered that the particular eating establishment I was in only had a player piano for music.

That's right, someone wrote the song "Stairway to Heaven" for a player piano. Now I'm just waiting to hear the Mannheim Steamroller cover of Ronnie James Dio's "Holy Diver."