Thursday, July 28, 2005

Lance's Friends Are Looking For A Few Good Women

Okay... this is one of the funniest damn things I've seen in a long time. Check out the link above.

I'll wait.

Go ahead.

Done? Did you watch the "Lance's reaction" video? (You can get to it from the FAQ)

I can't believe that his friends actually went to the trouble of doing something like this for this guy... I mean, he seems like a nice enough guy, but a BILLBOARD?

Good lord... well, good luck to Lance. I hope he finds... what his friends are looking for... or something.

Side note: few things are more disturbing than listening to a yuppie white guy try to pull off a Flavor Flav "Yeah Boy!" So don't try.

MLS All-Star Game



A lot of people think that major league all-star games are useless and a waste of time. And you know what? These folks are absolutely right. They don't mean anything in the standings and they're just a showcase for a bunch of showy goals, homers, touchdowns, etc.

But you know what?

WHO CARES!

I love the MLS All-Star game. It's a great opportunity for the communities of soccer fans and players to come together and just have a good time, celebrating what the game of soccer is all about! And that's all it's supposed to be.

Back when I was covering the Columbus Crew for the official team website, I did an article about the MLS All-Star game from the fan perspective. And in talking to fans from all over the country, from all walks of life, I came to the following conclusion: no matter where they were from, or how much they made, or what their cultural heritage/identity was, that soccer was the true universal language.

I met Hispanic-Americans from Colorado, Asian-Americans from California, African-Americans from Columbus, Europeans from Chicago, and the consensus is: THIS GAME ROCKS.

Sure, soccer has its problems around the world. Take the Old Firm rivalry in Glasgow - the religion-based fight going on between the Catholics and Protestants in Scotland is displayed every time Celtic and Rangers play. But to blame soccer for that is ridiculous. It's just the outlet that these two factions have chosen. And to be sure, any time a referee or a player is attacked because of heated emotions following a match, that's a crime. People take it way too seriously. But that's indicative of something else, usually - perhaps people are so downtrodden in their societies that soccer is all they have and they put their hearts and souls into it.

Those are just some theories on my part, I am no sociologist or anthropologist. But the fact remains that billions of people love this sport. And to create an opportunity for the fans of the sport to get to see their favorite stars in action on a day that is all about fun? Forget about it!

Thank you, Major League Soccer, for giving the fans of the greatest game on earth this fantastic chance to show their love of the sport of soccer.

And fans - if you can make it to the game, do so. You won't regret it. You'll have a great time.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Crew Rennaissance?

Game two of the Robert Warzycha era of Columbus Crew history has come and gone. And so far, the interim coach of the Crew is showing that he may just have the right stuff to become the next head man of America's Hardest Working Team.

I can't remember if I've said so here, but I was never a huge fan of the Robert Warzycha style of play. I recognize his excellent free kick ability and the danger he poses on dead-ball situations, but his tendency to go for the long-ball play has too often left me cold. I'm much more of a fan of teams that work the ball through the midfield and show good posession, rather than teams who loft it into the penalty area and hope for the best.

But given our coaching situation over the past ten years, that's what we've seen, more often that not. The Crew has had defensive-minded coaches who relied on individual skill in the forwards to put balls in. When you have forwards like Brian McBride, Stern John, and Jeff Cunningham, who work hard and have good foot and air skills, this sometimes pays dividends. But when your forwards are lazy and look for the easy ball too often, as Edson Buddle has been known to do, then long-ball does not work.

However, in Warzycha, the Crew has gone with a whole new outlook - an offensive/midfield minded coach. And it's already paying dividends. Kyle Martino has looked excellent in the past two games, and the forwards are moving off the ball like we've never seen them in Crewville. Part of the reason for this may be the benching of Buddle, whose lack of hustle has done more to piss off the fans than anything else.

And movement off the ball may be one of the best indications of how coaching changes can bring about change on the field. In the past, we've seen lots of back-passing and floundering around in midfield as the midfielders make ill-advised runs, the forwards flop back and forth across the offside line as they try to make attacks that are unrewarded, and the defenders show confusion as to where they're supposed to pass other than to the guy next to them on the back line. Now, we're seeing Eric Vasquez and Simon Elliot making moves and Martino pushing around the field to make things happen. We're seeing good runs and overlaps and such from Chris Henderson and David Testo on the outside, and most importantly Knox Cameron and Cornell Glen moving around and forward to create openings for passes. It's fun to watch, and almost even more than a win as we saw last night, it's giving Crew fans hope that things have changed.

From the sounds of it, based on a Steve Sirk report from the previous game in Chicago (the Polish Rifle's first as interim head coach), Warzycha has turned up the pressure in practice to ensure that his players react as they are supposed to come gametime. Chris Henderson gave his impressions before Saturday's match:

Henderson has noticed a difference in practices under Warzycha. "When people make mistakes in practice...if you make a bad pass, you are going to hear about it. It's like 'You are a professional player. How could you make a pass like that? You are a better player than that pass.' In a way, it kind of reminds me of playing Germany. When I played there, it wasn't just coaches. If you did something wrong in practice, your own teammates would be screaming at you to get it right. There were a lot of expectations and it was very demanding. The intensity in practice has been very good the past few days. I know American players aren't necessarily used to that approach, but it has been going well and I think the guys are responding."


This is something that Crewville has needed for a long time. It seems that for too long, the former college coaches that we've had (Fitzgerald and Andrulis) haven't pushed hard enough to emphasize proper gamesmanship - they've pushed too hard to play HARD. Warzycha, as a former pro himself, has seen what a professional practice is supposed to be and is pushing the players as professionals - to play smarter. And that's what we've been missing here. Yes, the Crew is America's Hardest Working Team by moniker, but when hard work takes the place of smart work, you're going to fail. But the combination of hard and smart work that we saw on Saturday and particular last night are what is going to drive a team to better results. So far so good.

I'm not going to completely jump on the Bob bandwagon. This was only game #2 out of the 16 that were left at the beginning of Bob's tenure. There's a lot of season left to evaluate our new interim coach and the changes he's making. And with the crowded portion of the season we're entering right now, it's going to be hard for him to really put his stamp on the team. Hopefully during the All-Star break he'll have a chance to put his mark on things more - he reportedly (according to the Dispatch's Craig Merz) has some changes he wants to make but simply doesn't have time given the game schedule.

One change I'd particularly like to see is trying to adjust the game of forward Knox Cameron. Long-time fans of MLS will remember the power and strength of Tampa Bay forward Mamadou Diallo, who led MLS in scoring in 2000 and was nearly unstoppable due to his sheer size and strength. His injuring of a couple of players left him somewhat hated in the league, but few players would deny that he was a powerful force. I think that, with some training, Cameron could become just that sort of a player. He's big and strong, and has good speed. He just needs a little bit of aggressiveness. Cameron had a fairly good game last night, helping to set up the only goal of the match, but he could use his size to more effect and create more chances for the Crew with just a little bit of testosterone.

So far, though, I'm pleased with the Robert Warzycha era. Columbus Crew fans are a surly lot, but there was very little surliness last night as the Crew dominated the game and got the late goal instead of giving it up. It feels REALLY good to be excited about our team again, and I can't wait for Saturday to see how we do against our division rivals from Kansas City.

GO CREW!!

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

RIP James Doohan

I used to be a big Star Trek fan. No, not the new, touchy feely ones... I'm talking about the old ones, with Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Bones McCoy, Scotty, Chekhov, Sulu, Uhura, etc.

Well, one of the originals is no longer with us. James Doohan, who played Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott, passed away today. He was 85.

It's sad to think of someone who was so full of life being saddled with Alzheimer's Disease. My grandmother has it now, and it's a similar situation. But I hope that Doohan will always be remembered for the fiery personality he portrayed on the screen, and for his heroism off the screen. He was a Canadian war veteran (World War II) and fought and was wounded at D-Day.

Sláinte, James. You will be missed.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

My Kid, the Super-Hero


Just got a call from my wife, Jennifer, who was out shopping with Duncan, our son. Apparently she was in the baby section of Target and looks down to see Duncan chewing on something he grabbed off one of the racks. She pulls it away from him, thinking that "oh, now we're going to have to buy this" (my wife has morals and didn't just put it back). She looks at it - and it's a Superman shirt, in his size.

My son is a freaking GENIUS.

Leave the Hoops Name to the Team that Started It

Read an article on Matchnight.com today that referred to the Dallas MLS team as "The Hoops." And this caused me great consternation. Okay, it pissed me off.

First, notice I refuse to call the Dallas team by their "team name" - see my post on the Englishization of U.S. Soccer for that.

Second, there is only ONE team that can rightly be called the Hoops - and that is Celtic. No other team, especially one that sold out their original name for a goofy-ass English-type name, should be able to use it. And most especially one that doesn't even HAVE complete hoops on their uniforms!

No, I'm not bitter.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Tour de France and Patriotism

My latest sports addiction, which usually manifests itself into my Tivo-hogging attempts to catch every possible moment of the Olympics, is the Tour de France. And why not? Everyone loves Lance Armstrong (unless your jersey reads "T-Mobile" or "CSC") and he's putting the record for most Tour wins so far out of reach of the rest of the world that NO ONE may ever catch him. Plus, he's an American, winning in a French athletic event, and of course the French suck (please, read this with an entire salt lick).

But just as much as the fascinating nature of the Tour, and pro cycling in general, with its strategy, psychology, and sheer power and endurance; I love the pageantry of the Tour. International sports have a spirit and flair that domestic sports just can't beat, in my opinion. To me, being able to fly your national flag as a moment of pure patriotism in a sporting event is tops.

And to watch such a thing in a European event is even more interesting to me, as you see not only national flags, but also the regional flags of such "nationalities" as Brittany, the Basques, Flanders, etc. The fact that those people hold on to their regional identities is fascinating to me.

I think that has something to do with the "melting pot" attitude of Americans - "you may have been something else before, but you're an American now." I generally disagree with that attitude, I've discovered; I say hold on to where you came from and celebrate it. Don't deny your citizenship as based on modern boundaries, but don't forget your heritage either.

I think that's part of the reason I've adopted the kilt as normal wear - I love to recall my ancestry in the Scottish/Irish arena by wearing a garment that harkens back to my forefathers of the Celtic persuasion. I certainly identify with them more than some of my other heritage.

So as I watch the Tour, I've been picking out flags I don't identify (and thanks to my love of flags, that's not many) and looking them up online. I have found most of them - I'll keep looking and see exactly where these folks are from, and what land it is that they truly love.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Nails Star Wars Fans

Sweet mother of pancakes... this has to be one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen in my life.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes on a bunch of dorks out waiting for the last Star Wars movie to open. I'm not sure when it was filmed, but suffice to say he's really grabbed the ins and outs of the Star Wars fans.

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