Monday, June 21, 2004

The Never-Ending Quest for Self-Improvement

For the last two work days, I've been going to OSU's Larkins Hall at lunch to work out. It's amazing how much better you feel when you do some real work during the day - not just sitting at a desk.

Larkins has a big wrestling room (luckily it doesn't SMELL like your typical wrestling room) with a thick mat so I can do all my Combat Conditioning exercises without having to move around too much. It also has a rope to climb and pullup bars. Heck, what else does a bodyweight exerciser need?

Felt good to do some wall walkers - I did ten today and actually got my chest to touch the wall a couple times near the end. Naturally, that's not all I did - threw in some Hindu Squats and Jumper Squats, plenty of Hindu Pushups, and some other ab and back exercises.

Looking forward to continuing this habit...

Friday, June 18, 2004

Stop the Englishization of U.S. Soccer

Read a little blurb today on Matchnight.com's Dallas Burn affiliate, the 3rd Degree. Apparently, the Burn wants to change their name, and they're changing it to the bland "FC Dallas."

I have BIG issues with this.

Soccer is a sport that, around the world, every country has made their own and in their own way. Look at the Salsa Soccer of Brazil, or the Reggae Boyz of Jamaica. And in the U.S., we have Sam's Army and MLS.

Now let's look at sports traditions in the U.S. American sports teams have nicknames, traditionally. Would the New York Yankees be the same if they were the New York BC? Or the Boston Celtics as Boston BC? Or the Detroit Redwings as Detroit HC? No. And MLS teams shouldn't be any different. They have nicknames... keep 'em. Or, if you're going to change them, look at what San Jose did. Go with a name that has some history to it, as they did when they changed from the Clash to the Earthquakes, the name of the old San Jose NASL team.

Secondly, why "FC?" What exactly does that stand for? "Football" club? I've got news for Dallas's ownership, but "Football" in this country is not soccer. Football is played with an oval ball and lasts up to three-and-a-half to four hours. It's a much more established sport in this country. And to publicly call Soccer "Football" is just going to cause more derision from the U.S. sports media.

I will never understand the need of U.S. Soccer fans to be more European, or more specifically, more English. U.S. Soccer is an American version of the world's game. Do they call it "Piede Sferra" in Italian? No, they call it Calcio. America has a strong sports tradition already, there's no need to supplant it with any foreign stuff. Be proud of being American!

Thursday, June 17, 2004

More On The Pistons Of Old

Jonathon Chaitt of the New Republic put out this article on the Detroit Pistons, a well thought out look at the NBA of the time and how Detroit put defense in basketball back on the map - thankfully.

http://www.tnr.com/doc.mhtml?i=sports&s=chait061604

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Best Albums Of All Time - Poobah-Style

In no particular order:


  • Life's Rich Pageant - R.E.M.

  • The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust And the Spiders From Mars - David Bowie

  • It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back - Public Enemy

  • Swagger - Flogging Molly

  • Go On - The Prodigals

  • The Wall - Pink Floyd

  • The Cactus Album - 3rd Bass

  • Pleased to Meet Me - The Replacements

  • Broken - Nine Inch Nails


More to come as I think of them.

Detroit Pistons: 2004 NBA Champs!

When I was in college, my roommate Kevin was a big Michael Jordan fan. This was back before the Bulls under Jordan won all their titles, and Jordan hadn't quite made the mega-stardom levels that he did in the mid-to-late nineties. He was also a fan of Dominique Wilkins, and all the big "dunking" stars.

I, myself, was never a fan of flashy players. I always liked the Grabowskis - the players who got down in the dirt and ground out wins. Hence, I liked the Detroit Pistons of the late 80s and early 90s. The "Bad Boys" were what I wanted to see - a tough, defensive minded team that took no prisoners and shut down the flash in favor of working for a win. So, to combat Kevin's Jordan and Wilkins posters, I threw up my own poster of Bill Laimbeer and Rick Mahorn wearing black and silver Pistons jersies and crushing basketballs in their bare hands.

Kevin HATED it. The Pistons style of play wasn't what basketball was supposed to be about, he'd say. But he left me alone when they won two straight titles in 1989 and 1990. And he'd especially leave me alone when I made the point that Jordan couldn't do anything against Pistons guard Joe Dumars.

Well, Dumars is back, as the director of basketball operations for the Pistons, and he's still finding ways to win. The Pistons throttled the L.A. Lakers for the NBA Championship last night, and I stayed up to watch a pro basketball game for the first time since... possibly 1990. :)

This team was, in many ways, just as exciting as the old Bad Boys were. But in a way, I like them more. They're even less flashy and more hard-nosed than the Bad Boys, but without the propensity for violence. They just get in there and get the job done.

The player who impressed me the most was Ben Wallace. Wallace pulled a horrific duty in having to cover the big man, Shaquille O'Neal, and he did it so well that Shaq was held to ten points less than his career playoff average. And the guy just saw the court and moved to rebound the ball better than just about anyone I've seen in a long time.

I'm never going to be a huge basketball fan, as soccer is my first love sports-wise. I'm not a fan of a sport where you pretty much have to be some sort of genetic freak to play - and basketball players are simply too damn tall. I like sports that anyone can play.

But this team certainly did grind out the win by taking the league's most storied franchise to the hoop and showing them how it's done. My hat is off to the 2003-4 Pistons - NBA Champs.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Columbus: No Longer A Soccer Town

It's very disappointing to look at the history of Crew Stadium and think about all the great events that have taken place there, and then look at what it's become today. I remember the first season of MLS in Crew Stadium very well - May 15, 1999 was the beginning of what I had hoped would be the rennaissance of soccer in the city I'd adopted as my own.

That night, the Crew played host to the New England Revolution in the first game to be held in the first soccer-specific stadium in the country (I don't include Fort Lauderdale's Lockhart Stadium because it's a high school football stadium). They won, 2-0, in front of a standing-room-only crowd of great soccer fans.

Fast forward to February 28, 2001. Columbus played host to the top-draw game of the World Cup qualifying season when Mexico and the U.S. came to our fair stadium to battle it out. The U.S. won, 2-0, and no fan dared leave early.

Fast forward to later that same year: MLS Cup at Crew Stadium: Los Angeles versus San Jose. A pathetic crowd didn't even come close to filling the stadium that day, but it was argued at the time that because Columbus wasn't in the game, no one in Columbus cared all that much. To that, I say "Feh." A true soccer fan would go just to see the best two teams in the country duke it out for the championship. And it was a very exciting game - went into extra time and won by the 'Quakes on a great Dwayne DeRosario goal.

Now, let's look at the Crew's first championship match in Crew Stadium. Perhaps as a nod to the Crew after screwing them in their FIRST championship match, against the Chicago Fire at Soldier Field. The game was originally to be held in Virginia Beach, but a hurricane caused the game to be moved. U.S. Soccer, in its infinite lack of wisdom, sent the game to Soldier. Not exactly fair, especially since the game was to be at a neutral site. Anyway, apparently that rule went out the window after that because Columbus held the 2002 U.S. Open Cup final game at Crew Stadium on Oct. 24, 2002. The crowd was pathetic. I had invited my brother, sister, and cousin to the game and despite it being a well-fought match, the crowd was tiny and missed seeing the Crew win its first title ever.

Finally, let's look at last Sunday's World Cup Qualifying match. Less than 10,000 people, a good percentage of them Grenadians, took to the seats of Hunt Park to watch the U.S. open its Germany 2006 against the island that Ronnie Reagan made free. That's less than 50% of capacity, folks. And the U.S. looked good - it's not like this was the 2003 Crew playing, it was the best that U.S. Soccer had to offer, in a game that was the beginning of the team trying to return to the World Cup.

But... should Columbus be ashamed of itself? I say "yes" and "no." Part of the blame has to lie with the Crew Stadium staff, and beyond that, Hunt Sports Group. I've seen ticket agents for the Crew come and go with more frequency than some migrant workers. HSG needs to learn that if you want a good, experienced, and loyal staff, you have to pay for it. The Crew pays their employees very poorly, to the point where the talented people leave.

But Columbus, for all its posturing about being a "soccer town," has proven itself to be nothing more than an event-driven town. If a big thing comes to town, then it's certainly worth going to, at least a couple of times. That was proven by the good crowds in MLS Year One and in 1999 for the opening of Crew Stadium. But now, the soccer fan in Columbus doesn't feel the need to go any more. I call those people fake. If you are a soccer fan, you go watch pro soccer in Crew Stadium. I won't lie, I can totally understand skipping college soccer events - that's some pretty poor soccer and it frustrates me to watch it. But when the U.S. team can't draw 20,000 people from a city of over a million... then that town no longer deserves to call itself a soccer city.

Finally, A Fair Comparison

Over the years, we've seen a lot of great internet games, such as the Guess the Dictator or Sitcom Character, or the famous Kevin Bacon Game. But this one may rule them all... Get ready for:

Monday, June 14, 2004

Songs From My Noggin

"Express Yourself" - N.W.A.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Gary Gygax Would Be So Proud...

Okay, I don't know how many of you played Dungeons and Dragons when you were younger (or hey, many of you probably do now), but I used to. My sister sent me this link and if you played back then, you so need to watch it. It takes a little while to load, but it's totally worth it.

http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Looking For Some Random Violence

This is a fun game - sort of reminds me of the old "GeoWar" game on the systems I used to play on at Alma College when I was a kid.

Obviously a Columbus Driver



This cracks me up... the funny thing is that I can totally see some impatient driver getting into this situation because they just HAD to have that spot right next to the door of the store they were going into.

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