Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Born in the USA

Okay, I was (not surprisingly) watching the Olympics last night, and as Misty May and Kerri Walsh won the gold medal in Beach Volleyball, the loudspeakers in Greece started playing "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen. And one of my BIGGEST pet peeves was realized again.

Okay, America: get this through your heads. "Born in the USA" is NOT a patriotic song! It's a rather scathing criticism of the USA of the post-Vietnam era. Here are the lyrics:

Born down in a dead man's town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that's been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.

Got in a little hometown jam
so they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
to go and kill the yellow man

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.

Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says "son if it was up to me"
Went down to see my V.A. man
He said "son don't you understand now"

Had a brother at Khe Sahn
fighting off the Viet Cong
They're still there he's all gone

He had a woman he loved in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms now

Down in the shadow of penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I'm ten years burning down the road
Nowhere to run ain't got nowhere to go

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a long gone daddy in the U.S.A.

Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking daddy in the U.S.A.

So please STOP playing this as a patriotic song! Pick something else!

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

More on Paul Hamm

Here's a column from CNNSI.com's E.M. Swift, who agrees with me (and states his case a bit more clearly, as well).

Despite judging error, Hamm's gold medal shows no tarnish

Leave Paul Hamm Alone!

This most recent incarnation of the Olympics Games has been extraordinarily memorable. Iraq's soccer team's success... Michael Phelps' amazing achievements in the pool... Misty May and Kerri Walsh kicking the competition's asses in Beach Volleyball... the incredible atmosphere and mystique of the shot put, held at the original Olympic stadium in Olympia... the "where the heck did that come from" men's 400 free relay by the South Africans... and much more.

But one thing that stuck out to me as one of the GREATEST Olympic scenes I'd ever seen was in Men's Gymnastics, where Paul Hamm came back from a fall on the vault to win the gold in the all-around. Seeing Paul's disbelieving face as he made an extraordinary comeback was something that I replayed over and over on my TiVo and online.

Then, the bottom fell out.

Apparently, the judges scored a routine for South Korean gymnast Yang Tae-Young incorrectly, and if he had been judged correctly (given the proper starting score for his routine) he should have won the gold. However, the International Gymnastics Federation's rules state that any protests regarding a judgment must be given before the end of the rotation in which the protested routine took place. So, the issue should be thrown out. The South Korean coaches are the ones who screwed up by not following proper procedure.

But apparently they're not willing to take this for an answer, so the talks go on between the USOC and the South Koreans.

Last night, in the men's individual events, Paul Hamm was once again in the high bar event, where he'd sewn up the all-around a few nights earlier. But the judging had been bizarre all night, and it had come to a head with the performance of Russian champion Aleksei Nemov, who put on a GREAT performance but was scored low enough that he wasn't in medal contention. And no offense to Paul Hamm, who did a fantastic job with his routine as usual, but Nemov's routine was outstanding and should have medaled.

The fans had had enough - they booed for about ten minutes straight until the head of the International Gymastics Federation came down and apparently set the judges straight. I don't know what was said, but suffice to say that two judges had their scores re-done, enough to put Nemov into third place temporarily. Nemov made an extraordinary gesture to step to the podium and applaud the crowd's enthusiasm, and then asked for them to quiet down so that Hamm could perform his routine.

Hamm's performance was graded higher than Nemov's, which put him back into a tough situation. He was booed and cheered - or at least there were boos and cheers for Hamm as he landed. He ended up getting the silver to Nemov's being out of the medals, and after the competition he talked to the NBC commentator and was obviously stressed out by the whole situation.

Perhaps my recollection of this is a bit fuzzy - read NBCOlympics.com's article on the topic.

My question is this: why is Paul Hamm at the center of this controversy? He hasn't done ANYTHING but compete. The real wrath should be falling onto the following:

  1. The South Korean Olympic committee, for their refusal to let the issue die. They are the ones who screwed up, not Paul Hamm. They should have been paying attention and followed the rules of the competition. Because they didn't, Yang didn't win the gold. NBC's Tim Daggett calls to question whether they're right at all, given the number of holds Yang did in his parallel bars routine. But they need to accept that they screwed up.
  2. The USOC, for their perpetuation of the situation by saying they'd accept double golds. All this has done is made the South Koreans push harder.
  3. The judges, for their poor handling of this entire Olympics. It goes back to just before the men's qualifying, when Blaine Wilson was told that his routine that he'd been doing for months in competition wouldn't get the same starting score as it had been, forcing him to change it just before his turn to compete. And it got worse last night. Thank goodness it's over - it could only get worse.
Another question: how much of this is South Korea not ever having gotten over the 2002 Winter Olympics situation with the Short Track Speed Skating issue where Kim Dong-sung illegally cut off Apolo Anton Ohno and was disqualified. He broke the rules, he was DQed. But they had the same reaction then - "Change the rules for us because we want to win."

Perhaps this whole thing started back in Salt Lake City, with the pairs figure skating controversy with Jamie Sale and David Pelletier being scored low because of a French judge's unethical conduct in score-fixing. The result was that both Sale/Pelletier and Elena Berezhnaya and Anton Sikharulidze of Russia received gold medals. Perhaps this opened the door for federations to challenge judgements, even though the figure skating controversy was corruption-based and these later ones were just disagreements.

But thus far, there's no reason to suspect foul play, just bad or misunderstood scoring by the judges. And disregard of the rules by the South Koreans. They need to get over it and stop their complaining. They screwed up, they lost, and they need to live with it.

None of this is Paul Hamm's fault... he's an Olympic champion and he deserves it with his quiet demeanor, his ability to pull victory from defeat, and his ability to withstand criticism that should be put upon him in the first place.

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Michael Phelps: More Than Just the Hype

Every Olympic year, it seems, America's sports media picks one athlete that it's going to scrutinize beyond measure. This year it's Swimmer Michael Phelps, a 19-year old kid that, according to the media, was on track to win eight gold medals in swimming. Well, that's obviously not going to happen now, as he's gotten two bronze medals in his first three events (after setting another world record in the 400 IM).

But who cares? First of all, to get multiple medals in the Olympics at ALL is a fantastic feat, and especially when he's doing it in different event types. I can see doing it in just the breaststroke, or just the fly, but he's doing it in the fly, the IM, freestyle, the whole nine yards. The guy is a phenomenon.

And this is in a day and age where American dominance in swimming is no where NEAR what it was back in Mark Spitz's day. This is not to put any damper on what Spitz attained - it was a fantastic feat. But the competition for Phelps is so much more deadly now than back in 1972 because EVERYONE who's anyone is training in the U.S.'s NCAA system. They're all getting the top notch training that only Americans got a few years ago.

So my hat is off to Michael Phelps, a true sports prodigy. And lay off the criticism that he was just a bunch of hype - he's a genuine Olympic hero.

Monday, August 16, 2004

America Falls Behind On International Team Sports

The follies of the U.S. basketball team in the Olympics (a loss to Puerto Rico? Are you kidding me?) lead me to believe that there is not enough emphasis amongst our sports programs in this country on the international game.

In fact, it's interesting to me that the only teams that do well internationally any more are the ones with a regular international schedule - men's and women's soccer being the primary examples.

But basketball? For some reason, it's some sort of weird oddity to be interested in playing on the U.S. Basketball team, when in fact being asked to represent your country at the highest levels of play should be the biggest honor a player can ask for in their sport. Soccer players all look at being on the national team as the greatest level they can achieve, and if they can actually play on the team in a World Cup, then they've made it. PERIOD.

I call upon the NBA, MLB, NHL, and other leagues with regular international competitions available to take them SERIOUSLY. Make playing in World Championship tournaments something to be excited about. The rest of the world thinks so, what makes America such an unpatriotic nation?

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Iraq Returns to Olympics With a Bang

Even though the Olympics haven't officially started yet, Iraq has returned to the fold of Olympic sports with a huge bang by beating Portugal 4-2 in soccer. As much as I like the Portugese (except for Porto FC, who beat Celtic in the UEFA Cup Final in 2003 by diving all over the place), I couldn't be happier for the Iraqi Olympic Team.

The stories that we heard about the way the team was treated under the leadership of Uday Hussein, son of Saddam Hussein and just as evil as him, made me absolutely sick. Stories of torture for losses abounded. But the impressive thing is that this didn't keep the team from playing. And their determination showed today as the beat the vaunted Portugese.

I can't wait to hear more on this game, all I know right now is that they won handily (a friend of mine was watching the game). But congratulations to the Iraqi soccer team - you've undergone a lot of suffering and now it's time to shine!

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Election Terrorism Fears - Yet Another Bush Deception?

We've been hearing a lot lately about how terrorists are supposedly planning to try to disrupt our national elections in November. I'd like to go on record as saying I don't believe a word of it. To me, this smacks of another one of those attention-diverting "terrorist alerts" that the Department of Homeland Security likes to put out on occasion.

But this one is even more insidious. I believe that the Bush adminstration thinks that if it can keep the number of voters to a minimum by scaring them away from the polls, it will have a better return for them. Under the leadership of Florida Governor Jeb Bush, our president's brother, Florida was able to intimidate black voters away from the polls and "secure" the election for George by keeping the vote closer than it would likely have been. And now they're trying to do it on a national level.

Folks, PLEASE vote this election. Especially if you plan on voting against our current president.

Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Pregnancy Rumblings, A Correction

My wife has asked me to expand on my post about her asking me to leave the toilet seat up. Specifically, she'd like me to point out that I still left it down. See, that's what too many years of poor patterning by society has done for me.

RIAA, MPAA, They'll Never Learn

Check this out... I'm not a Stargate fan (though I might have been if I'd started watching the show at the beginning), but this was brought to my attention via one of my favorite blogs, Idleworm.

Apparently the owner of the "SG-1 Archive," a fan site for the show Stargate SG-1, was raided by the FBI based on a never-served cease-and-desist order from MGM and the MPAA. Read the article for more.

This is just another example of how archaic copyright law is. Here's a guy who has not only helped to support a fan base for MGM's product, but actually helped to SELL MERCHANDISE for their product. And they repay him by telling him to stop and sending the FBI to raid his home and steal his equipment. If I were him, I'd drop the site altogether and stop watching the show, at the very least.

Another thing: why is the FBI bothering with a sci-fi fan website in the first place? If we have all these problems with terrorism scares and such in this country, don't they have more important things to do?

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Sports News?

Sports Illustrated sent me a SPECIAL IMPORTANT email today... apparently some other woman has accused Los Angeles Lakers start Kobe Bryant of groping her or something at Shaquille O'Neal's home in Orlando, so the Shaq may have to take the stand.

When, exactly, did sports news start to revolve around the extracurricular activities of these folks? Sports news, to me, relates to on-the-field events and player movements. Now, I can see doing simple reporting on this topic, as it could have repercussions for the Lakers if Kobe goes to jail or something... but sending out a SPECIAL email for that?

Not necessary. Sports Illustrated needs to remember what's important in sports - and it's not the money the players and owners make. It's how the fans are affected. Pro sports is entertainment, pure and simple. And the entertainment is an on-the-field thing. It shouldn't revolve around the personal lives of these folks. The more we treat these folks as larger than life, the more we're going to see stupid stories like this.

I would ask Sports Illustrated and all its ilk to cut down on the gossipy crap and simply cover the sports.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Monday, August 02, 2004

Things Ain't Kosher in Congress

I highly suggest reading this article from the Blog for America website about the underhanded tactics of House of Reprsentatives Majority Leader Tom DeLay, as accounted for by Representative Jerry Nadler (D-NY).

Nadler and others were attempting to pass an amendment to a bill that would have killed part of the Orwellian "Patriot" Act, when DeLay took over. Just read it and become outraged.

Batman REALLY Returns...

My wife and our friend Carole and I went to see M. Night Shyamalan's The Village yesterday. Great movie...I highly recommend it. But as good as the movie was, the number one thing I took away from my afternoon at the AMC Lennox was the Batman Begins teaser trailer!

I'm a Batman fan, just so you know. Actually, I'm a comic book movie fan in general, but Bats is one of my favorite comics as well as comic book movie. And I was (along with many others) extraordinarily disturbed to see the goofy quagmire that the Batman movies deteriorated into after the first one came out. The original Batman was a classic, IMHO. Tim Burton did everything right with that movie. Not too over the top, not too forced, just right. Michael Keaton was a surprisingly good Batman/Bruce Wayne, and Jack Nicholson was a great Joker.

After the first movie, though, it went downhill. Batman Returns was just a bit too... odd. Danny Devito was a great choice for the Penguin, but Burton's direction and character design with him was just over the top. And Michelle Pfeiffer was a great Catwoman, but she played it TOO campy. Again, I blame Burton for that one - he's the director. Plus the scene with the thousands of remote control penguins? No thanks.

Batman Forever had the makings of a good flick. Val Kilmer was good as Batman and Bruce Wayne, different than Keaton but still effective. The story was a little more back to Batman's roots. But Tommy Lee Jones was a waste as Two-Face - he could have been absolutely great if they'd given the character the consideration he deserves, but he was basically just a colorful face in the movie. The real star of the movie was Jim Carrey - and though he was good as the Riddler, the movie isn't supposed to be about just the villain.

Plus, it had some REALLY bad editing in it. You could sort of see that Bruce was fighting with some guilt over his parents' deaths, but they edited all that out for some reason. It got a bit confusing.

Add to that the neon/fluorescent scenery and it wasn't the best of Batman movies. Joel Schumacher apparently said he was using the comic books as the basis for his movie, but it sure didn't feel like it.

Batman and Robin isn't even worth mentioning, except to say that it was all Joel Schumacher's fault.

Anyway, the trailer for Batman Begins seems like they're on the right foot again. We hopefully have a much darker superhero once again, and it'll be interesting to see them put together the creation of Batman as a hero (which is what I believe the theme of this movie is). Christian Bale is very promising as the Dark Knight, and I eagerly await more.

Ah, My Kingdom for Some A/C

No air conditioning in the office today... things are a little bit warm, so to anyone who comes across me today, I apologize for being testy.

I did buy a fan, though. Thank you CVS and Duracraft! :)

Psychic Mind Reader

Took me a while, but I figured out why this works. See if you can:

Psychic Mind Reader (flash required).

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