Ohio State bowl plans this year include milk, cereal

Before the Sugar Bowl in 1992, Lou Holtz was dining out in New Orleans when a smart-assed waiter asked him the question: "What's the difference between Notre Dame and Cheerios?

"The answer was the famous "Cheerios belong in a bowl," referencing the opinion of many that Notre Dame had no place being in the game with Florida after a less than stellar season (by Irish standards, of course).

The REAL answer was Notre Dame's thrashing of the third-ranked Gators in a game with three touchdown runs by Jerome Bettis and a defense that had Gators QB Shane Matthews seeing stars.

Well, Ohio State apparently plans to avoid this question being asked this year by putting themselves into a bowl early on. An actual cereal bowl.

That's right, there's an Ohio State cereal. So when you add the fruits and nuts to the bowl, it'll be just like being in Ohio Stadium on game day.