Pregnancy Rumblings

Okay, last night my wife told me to do something that I almost had to post right away - but she told me to turn off the computer and go to bed. 

I've been trying to be a good husband and put down the toilet seat after doing you-know-what.   Well... last night she asked me to leave it up.  She MEANT to say to leave the seat down and the lid up (it's hard for her to bend over to lift it, I guess).  But you have to admit that's pretty funny.