Top 10 Reasons that OSU is not a Major College Football Tradition

• Gives players academic credit for playing football.


• Logo includes a marijuana leaf.


• Has the word "The" in official university name, yet doesn't use it in abbreviation.


• Most notable quarterback in history is frequently indicted for gambling problems.


• Most famous coach is most famous for hitting an opposing player.


• Stadium called "Horseshoe" but is not in fact horseshoe-shaped.


• Tried to sue Oklahoma State University for using "OSU" as abbreviation, and lost. See #3.


• Mascot is a turd with a body.


• Just because you call your band "The Best Damn Band In The Land" doesn't mean it is.


• Highlight of Pregame ceremony: Fat tuba player waddling onto field and trying not to fall over while bowing.